A plague on three quarter length trousers I say

I rest my case

I rest my case
I rest my case

I’ve got a thing about flared quarter-length trousers.  A silly thing I know but it is one of my biggest ‘perplexions’ in life.  I go about my people-watching business spotting these offensive items and trying to find good in them.  Trying to see the attractive and failing EVERY time.  I can cope with Capri style on women and little people can get away with anything so they are excluded but otherwise, I fail to comprehend why anyone (men) would go out of their way, on purpose, to dress themselves like a village idiot (apologies to the village idiots there) and women – 3/4 length cuts you off at the fattest point of your calf – whether tall or short, thin or fat or somewhere in between – just don’t go there – they look terrible – inelegant, unsophisticated, unflattering, shall I go on?

We are all Perfectly Flawed, so WHY oh WHY aggravate the issue when we can avoid it completely.  Boycott the wicked, evil things!  Join my campaign!  Sign the petition to ban them in public!  Up the short trousers and up the long trousers!  Boooooooo and damnation to the 3/4 lengths…..

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